Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena. 

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena. 

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai. 

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de. 

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