Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena. 

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai. 

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1064 views

Santa opened a petrol pump

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife : had ur lunch.?

Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
. Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me? Wife : lets go shopping
Husband : i had my lunch :p

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Ye Kela Kaise Dia??

Memon:
Ye Kela Kaise Dia??

Keley Wala: 1rs

Memon: 60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai??

Kele Wala: 60 Paise Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega.

Memon: Le 40 Paise, Chilka Rakh Aur Kela De..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar aadhi raat ko Husband

Agar aadhi raat ko Husband ka
dil kare or Wife ka mood na ho
to.
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Husband ko chahiye ki wo Wife
ko tang na kare
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Balki khud uth ke pani pee le..:p
,
"ye tha RAKHI SAWANT ka mind
testing totka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Sardar jab bhi kapry dhota

1 Sardar jab bhi kapry dhota

tab bohat zor ki barish shuru ho jati

1 din bohat dhoop nikli hooi thi to us ny shukar kiya aur dukan sy surf leny chala gya

jab dukan mein enter hooa to baadal bohat zor sy garja

Sardar ji jaldi sy Aasmaan ki taraf munh kar k boly

Kidhar.?

Main ty ras lein Aaya wan.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)